One of the problems I have with the national media is that they think everyone is entitled to some respect. I don’t.
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Steve Jobs once said, “A lot of times people don’t know what they want until you show it to them.” Usually it would be frowned upon to associate that quote with scrotums, but on this glorious occasion he could not have been more right.
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I simply can't understand why the Journal would try so hard to piss on their readers while telling them its raining.
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You won’t read about it in the news now and, unless you lived near the area it happened, you wouldn’t have read about it then. I have a feeling most of people in the country have no idea it even happened.
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If you go by the headlines one guy is a greedy bastard squeezing out his neighbors, and the other guy is just a poor ol' farm boy down on his luck.
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When Aussies have a free second they ask themselves, “What’s the funnest way I could risk my life right now?” And this guy thought, “Crikey, there’s a lighting storm, I best get to the highest point possible and dance a jig.”
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Is nothing sacred anymore? Can we not sit down to a meal with our family without contemplating which animal has the most harmful shit? Good news, according to Newsweek we can.
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Farmers sell out, they retire, they die, and usually another farmer buys their land. Often times these farmers that are buying land have kids that are eager to take over and continue expanding the farm.
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When I saw the number one symbol of my culture so beautifully and delicately placed up on the tip top of her head I thought to myself, “that is one bitchin hat,” and then I thought, “I bet she ain’t even a real Cowboy.”
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I'm not sure if the NYPD realizes it, but when cows get out you can't just load them up and haul them off to find a new home. I'm no lawyer, but I'm pretty sure that's called stealing
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Since this is day one, I can't really tell you what this is, but what I want it to become. I want it to become a entertaining place for anyone who longs to feel a connection to the bread, the meat, the land.
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